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It’s Like Cancer Of The Butt Cheek, But On The Mouth

July 5, 2010

My spambox on gmail has some of the oddest listings in it I’ve ever seen. Usually it’s quite voluminous, but tonight it’s only two. Guess no spammers love me. Did the spammers have a holiday as well? Anyway, some interesting bits:

The ‘exclusive grandmother’ bit made me chuckle. I don’t know if I ever listed anywhere that I ever liked grandmothers or whatever. But damn, the hot granny is tempting. As is the luxury on my wrist. I’m assuming it’s a gold-plated watch. Because when I think ‘luxury’ I think gold-plated watch. Especially one that leaves a nice green mark for me to have a semi-permanent reminder of my time with it.

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