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A Thing That Needs A Comeback

July 6, 2010

What happened to blood oaths? Have we completely given up on those? I never hear about anyone swearing a blood oath and I think it may be time for it to make a comeback in our society. I wanna read the headline, “Little Timmy Walters makes a blood oath never to fuck the English teacher ever again, and pinky swears too.” We need more blood oaths as it’s totally better than a contract. You know, paper can be ripped up and shredded, but blood is forever. Or something.

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