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All We Are Is Dust In The Wind, Dude

February 27, 2015

Quick question: what’s with old timey cultists and southern accents? I mean…sure, the south is seen as rural and backwoods and backwards, but it’s really not. At least not to the point you can have an olde timey village there where they’re hidin’ dem seekrits. It seems like this is a trend that no matter how far north you go that the creepy old village trying to keep things the same they all speak with the genteel accent of someone from the rural south.  I know it’s a trope, but for once I’d like to see a hippie commune doing this where they all speak with the thickest Bawstun accent this side of the east coast. ‘I’ll teach you to eat our kale!’, ‘My double-edged pitchfork is named ‘Peace’ and ‘Love’ and you’re about to taste both! Eat this cow muncher!’

That would be pretty amusing to me. Maybe they’re not so menacing? Hey, if you need menace then what’s worse than a person that truly believes meat is murder and is willing to kill to prove it? Think that’s implausible? Well, right wingers do the same thing on the pro-life side of the aisle, so it’s not completely out of the realm of possibility. Maybe I’ll write this to kind of create a new kind of psychopathic village. 

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