I’ve come to the conclusion that if I’m ever feeling the need to share my knowledge with anyone that I need to write it down in a 500 page manual detailing every bit that could go wrong or will go wrong, or what to do. I can’t take it when people move…sooo…..slllllooooowwww….I have an infinite patience when it comes to a lot of things, but detailing something for a friend or relative drives me daffy.
You could say that I’m just being an ass and that ‘not everyone picks things up as easily’ and you might be right. But that still doesn’t change the fact that when I try to explain technical stuff to people that when they go slow, I can feel myself aging. Really.
My mind usually has fifty other things rolling around in it and adding one more fills it to capacity so that it’s no longer a loony bin with some order; instead it turns into a monkey exhibit with the monkeys rubbing shit all over the walls. It’s just annoying.
I’d love to be able to help people, but when they go slow it just drags my thought process down and I snap. I should probably get that looked at. It’s also probably why I have so much anxiety about everything. And if I’m not anxious about it yet, I soon will be. Where was I? Oh yes, too many thoughts going on. It keeps me up at night as well. Not all nights, but when I have a really good idea or thought it’s been known to drag me into daylight hours.
So, I don’t know how many people who know me will read this, but if you do and if you ever need technical advice….don’t come to me. It’s just an exercise in frustration. Thank you.
FIDo Almighty 